2/5/08

I am indoors in some sort of warehouse when I get in a heavy duty elevator and start going up really high. I recall holding something red in my hands but I can't remember what it was. I reach the top and walk on steel I-beams extremely high up, so high that others around me are afraid we are going to drift into space. I assure them that we won't because the sky is still blue, and in fact fighter jets keep passing by in front of us. I look below and am watching four boys play a game on a soccer field. This game is being televised and the cameras are right by us, but we are angry that our seats are so bad so we block the cameras with our bodies. The object of the game is to kick the ball to one end of the field, then to maintain control of the ball and kick it back to the other side. If you manage to make a goal then it is bonus points. The pair of boys that are dominating are blonde and have white square framed glasses, and the boy that is clearly the best player refers to himself as "The Bad Boy."

I am on a hillside and see a scrawny looking teenager running towards me, followed by a zombie/frankenstein looking monster with a Santa hat on and a circular saw. I realize that he must have seen the movie "Black Christmas" and that the creature came out of the screen at him. I decide to start running too and end up diverting the zombie's attention so the kid can get away. We are in a house now down a corridor and I am trapped. The zombie comes at me and tries to saw my feet, which is stupid of him because all I have to do is jump at the right time in order not to get cut. Now I have a circular saw of my own and each time he tries to saw my feet, I jump and then come back at him to take a chunk of his feet off, starting with the toes. He keeps trying to harm me to no avail, and eventually I manage to saw of his feet so he can't chase me very well anymore. I make a run for it and see the front door of the house, but I need to ascend some stairs to get to it. I go up the stairs and they just end in mid air, apparently because this is a model home and the stairs are only there to show potential homeowners where the stairs would be if they chose a reversed floorplan (I know, it doesn't make sense). So I go back down the stairs and choose the staircase on the opposite side and escape.

I'm watching Mitch Hedburg and he tells a joke along the lines of:

So my friend walks into my kitchen the other day and asks me if I'm drinking alcohol. I tell him no, I am drinking orange juice. So he asks me, "Then why do I smell vodka?" And I told him, "Because I like my orange juice with vodka."

I am on my way to a party at the coyote house and Garrett is in the car. He realizes that he left a half finished drink at my house in my room so he calls James Peel to come bring it to him. I get angry at him.