1/21/08

I'm dreaming that I am asleep in my bed, and Garrett comes back from rock climbing with Katie Adnoff and they are talking. I feel someone touching the back of my leg but I am really tired and don't feel like investigating. Then whoever it is is playing footsie with me, so I reach back and start massaging the feminine foot (now assuming it is Adnoff). Then I wake up from my dream and call Katie Robison and Tori and tell them about my dream via speakerphone. They agree that it was pretty weird that I was dreaming about my nap being interrupted. Then I realized I was still asleep.

I'm watching a movie with migrants, w/ a soundtrack that is partially be Jeremy Enigk but they are all upset because they thought the entire soundtrack was done by Enigk (maybe they thought we were seeing The United States of Leland). Garrett thinks the main character in the movie is "ballsy".

I'm on a fishing boat with Matt Warren and I want to go for a swim in the ocean. He doesn't want to, and I am about to when I notice a stingray in the water with a bucket of ice cream next to it. The stingray isn't moving much, and I ask my mom to hand me my harpoon (the one with the hook, not the regular one). She hands me the regular one anyway, and somehow the stingray is now on board without injury. I'm thinking about the best way to kill it when my mom starts stabbing away at vital spots: eyes, mouth, spine, etc. I'm very upset with her because she was so abrupt and was insulting me for taking so long, and I wanted to do it anyways (I'm the one who found it afterall). So I take the ice cream and start eating it and notice it tastes a little different, but it's still pretty good. My mom tells me that sailors and pirates capture stingrays and milk them in order to make icecream on long journeys. It makes sense to me, but then I start to wonder why this particular bucket of icecream was only half finished and then thrown back into the ocean. Was it bad perhaps? Then suddenly I am captured by pirates; real ugly and mean pirates that I think are going to kill me, but I ask them to throw me overboard instead. They hurl me into the water and I start to swim, but then they call to me and show that they have a female companion hostage. They say "we can throw her in too, but then she'll just drown anyways." They want to make some sort of deal, so they bring me back on board and tie us up. I black out, and when I wake up there is a third person tied up; male. More and more people are showing up as pirate hostages, and before long we start talking. It turns out that they are all band members of different bands, and they were making a movie that wasn't expected to turn out so well. I'm not sure if the pirate capture is part of the movie, but I agree that it is pretty boring because all we are doing is sitting around talking. One of the guys makes a terrible, nonsensical joke: "Joey Lawrence is so dumb that when he broke up with Blossom he broke her heart." We all give him looks that confirm what an idiot he is, but this starts up a debate about whether supposed rumors that Joey Lawrence's Dad is gay are in fact true.